This is my dress shirt t-shirt

Yes, fine. We will go put on a dress shirt. We thought it was perfectly acceptable to attend this concert in our old '84 Bowie Tour t-shirt that is looking a little threadbare around the collar but frankly, we just don't want to be yelled at anymore.

Put on this DRESS SHIRT and wear it with pride. It is most definitely a dress shirt, because it says exactly that.

All clothing that we use is made in Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) certified facilities and printed using water based inks that are absolutely free of heavy metals, formaldehyde and Alkylphenol Ethoxylates (APE), making them non-hazardous, non-toxic and 100% biodegradable.